10 Highly Creative Responses To The Question ‘Are We Nearly There Yet?’
It made your shoulders tense to hear it the first time.
'Are We Nearly There Yet?' 5 times later. That little twitch in your eyelid has started to pulse.
Keep a hold of that steering wheel, friend. And keep a hold of that urge to shout ‘QUIT IT.’ You can do better.
'Are We Nearly There Yet?'
The Philosophical Response:
‘And what exactly do you mean by ‘there’, sweet child? Is it not that one can only ever be ‘here’?’
The Gamifying Response:
‘I’m afraid we can’t turn up until you’ve finished counting down from one-million-and-sixty-two. Ready? Set? Go.’
The Deliberating Response:
‘Oh, didn’t you know? We got there ages back. Now we’re just looking for somewhere to park.’
The Therapeutic Response:
‘Why don’t you tell me how you’d feel if I said ‘Not quite’?’
The Baffling Response:
‘Hold up – I thought you
were driving! What the heck is going on here?’
The Briber’s Response:
‘If you manage never to say that phrase again I’ll give you a magic button I found in my pocket. No? Fine. I’ll raise you this half-eaten sandwich.’
The Competitively Bored Response:
‘Urgh. Who knows? YAWN. Man, this is ’
The Impending Doom Response:
‘I really hope so, because as soon as we arrive they’re gonna begin the whole organ removal process. I hear they’re going to start with your tongue. Isn’t that exciting?’
The Distracting Response:
‘Well, in all honesty, I’d say – OH MY GOSH A DINOSAUR EATING A PINEAPPLE!’
The Last Straw Response:
‘Yep. Sure are. So get out.’
If you liked the above, check out how Shrek answers this question here!
To avoid the question all-together why not start playing a game